Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...