Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...