Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...