Answers To Everything
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Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...