Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...