A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...