Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...