Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...