Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...