A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...