Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...