Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...