Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...