Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...