Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!