Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...