Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...