Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Lipstick Stains
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Charlton are good enough
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Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
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Bad luck finding a place to hide
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Lawyer: Send Me
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A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...