Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...