Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...