Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...