The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Question answer 04
|What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was...