Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...