When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.