Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...