Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...