What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...