What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...