10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...