Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....