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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Something Fishy Here!
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A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...