The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...