How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...