A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...