Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...