Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...