What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...