Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...