So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Wifespeak
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What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
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A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
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Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
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In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...