The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a…
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...