Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...