Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...