Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Baldness in Men
As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...