Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...