Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...