Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
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Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...