Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...