Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...