Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!