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A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
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Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
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So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
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A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
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Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
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