OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
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After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
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“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...