The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...