The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...