I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...