Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.