There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...