Improving fry cooking time
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A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
When you are young
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The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...