What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...